Master Pug Rapper

In honor of starting back to Rally Class tonight (September 10, 2015!) after a LONG summer break, the Master Pug Rapper, Sebastian Booger, has written a rap ....

Master Pug Rapper

Sebastian-Booger, CGC, RN

https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=6mxYTileXnI

Here's my Rap Sheet:

Yo Yo, this here's Sebastian

I'm a smart pug, I'm a bad pug,

I'm a cute and undeniable pug

I was a rally rock star

digging those moves and

digging those grooves

But then I lost the joy - the joy - the joy -the joy - the joy

You see .... I only work for food - for food - for food - for food

Only treats and food put me in the mood

If you indulge

I divulge

My secrets on how

I win and spin and make those judges smile

But then I lost the joy - the joy - the joy - the joy - the joy

You see .... I only work for food - for food - for food - for food

I did a sit strike,

which my owner didn't like,

and then I decided to take a hike.

I sniffed the judges' fancy shoes

because I had the no-treat blues

Then I showed 'em my elusive side-step

looking as cool as Johnny Depp

doing the highland fling out the ring

toward the woman with the fancy bling

And guess what? Then I got my treat - my treat - my treat - my treat

I got my owner trained and contained 

I entertained and she ascertained

that the pleasing entity of the treat and liver

really can deliver. 

Yo Yo, this here's Sebastian

I'm a smart pug, I'm a bad pug,

I'm a cute and undeniable pug.